A decent take on the Saddleback forum.

Robert S. Porter | Uncategorized | Thursday, August 21st, 2008
A fascinating night that gave us a peek at the fundamental contrast between these candidates. They both were very good, but in entirely different ways. Obama was relaxed, reflective, polished, and conversational—truer to the spirit of the event. McCain was energetic and forceful, but relied more on his favorite lines—treating it more like one of his townhall meetings (he had the advantage of an overwhelmingly friendly crowd). Obama was every bit the impressive, likable young man. McCain was the elder statesman telling his best stories. Obama was fluid and comfortable talking about his faith. McCain said the bare minimum about it. [Rich Lowry]

Meanwhile Michael Moynihan at Reason points (via Andrew Sullivan) to this article:

At the risk of heresy, let it be said that setting up the two presidential candidates for religious interrogation by an evangelical minister — no matter how beloved — is supremely wrong. It is also un-American.For the past several days, since mega-pastor Rick Warren interviewed Barack Obama and John McCain at his Saddleback Church, most political debate has focused on who won… The winner, of course, was Warren, who has managed to position himself as political arbiter in a nation founded on the separation of church and state. The loser was America…

Olympia

Robert S. Porter | Uncategorized | Monday, August 18th, 2008

If the Olympics lets swimmers race using the backstroke and the front crawl, how come there isn’t backward sprinting?

Avoiding [to engage in coitus with —sometimes used interjectionally with an object (as a personal or reflexive pronoun) to express anger, contempt, or disgust]

Robert S. Porter | Uncategorized | Sunday, August 17th, 2008
“I think, ‘Let’s just be a fun restaurant with great food.’ Noise isn’t always a bad thing. My plates are from IKEA, and they’re $2.99. You’ve got some [restaurant raters] that will include you only if you use high-quality silverware, fancy tablecloths—they’ve got checklists. Well, [I summarily reject] that. I’m not spending $95 on a plate so some critic will put me in his book.”

I agree with Arnold Zwicky when he says that that ”is the subtlest replacement of fuck in “fuck that” that I think I’ve ever seen”.

You can now expect me to say “summarily rejecta lot more nowadays.

Note to women:

Robert S. Porter | Uncategorized | Monday, August 11th, 2008

Breastfeeding is disgusting and no one wants to see it.

The end of a news story about a breastfeeding protest in Windsor, Ontario finished with this:

“Windsor needs to get a grip and wake up because breastfeeding is a normal, natural thing,” said Diane Pepin of Windsor.

To which I reply: so is defecating.

Bush is a playa

Robert S. Porter | Uncategorized | Sunday, August 10th, 2008

Bush and ass

Travel update 2

Robert S. Porter | Uncategorized | Saturday, August 2nd, 2008

Current location: Casper, Wyoming - Relative’s House

I’ve decided that Casper must have the highest ratio of lesbians in the whole United States.

Also, having religious right wing Republicans for family is intellectually taxing. That is, it’s hard to keep one’s mouth shut when they emphasize that Obama is going to destroy the country and repeatedly mention that his middle name is Hussein. When you realize your family is Fox News, you know you don’t fit in.

Travel update 1

Robert S. Porter | Uncategorized | Friday, August 1st, 2008

Current location: Miles City, Montana - Holiday Inn Express.

You know you are in Republican country when the restaurant bar is playing Fox News on the TV.

Best evar!

Robert S. Porter | Uncategorized | Thursday, July 31st, 2008

This is quite possibly the best blog post ever.

O Canada/We stand on guard for thee

Robert S. Porter | Uncategorized | Monday, July 28th, 2008

More patriotism.

Football

Robert S. Porter | Uncategorized | Sunday, July 27th, 2008

Why does the CFL have a ”no yards” rule? Because football players are goddam pansies.

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